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About Me Member Deviously Deviant klimmeh18/Female/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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What to do before i die...

Sat Oct 25, 2008, 4:26 AM
  • Listening to: my ginger beagle grunting to himself
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: the lap top screen
  • Playing: not reallly
  • Eating: cheese
  • Drinking: tea
1: Have an eating competition with nat, see who can eat the most cheese and ketchup sandwiches in ten minutes

2: Stand on the roof of the summer house shouting "i am god!"

3: Go on a naked mile walk. (done it)

4: Play strip poker (done it)

5: Play strip 21. (done it)

6: Sit on a bench near an old man and start sucking off a banana whist saying 'ummm tasty'
if the man walks off you score 10 points, if he looks at you in a peculiar way score 5, and 3 points for him
actually enjoying watching 'the sucking of the banana' and 1 point for anything other than the above.

7: Go up to some randomer at a bus stop and make up your own language and sign language...must include self
groping of the crotch and breasts with various facial expressions.

8: Hoover the house naked. (done it)

9: Go camping on ';pit-tip' with friends.

10: Go spray paint a wall with nat..

11: skeeing

12: pub crawl in nottingham all night with friends. (done it)

13: give mat devine a MASSIVE hug. (done it)

14: go in to a sex shop and talk to one of the staff...saying "excuse me i dont know whether you would be able to
help me out but ive got a bit of a problem, the problem being is that my penis is too small, umm do you sell
any penis enlargers by any chance?" (make sure you stuff a sock down your jeans to make it look penis like before
entering the shop) score 10 points for the assistant helping you, 5 points for not believing you have a penis,
3 points for utter discust and 1 for anything other than the above.

15: go to school in my heelys and heely around the middle of the octagon in 6th form (done it)

16: watch the sunrise

17: watch the sunset

18: make a scene in asda, lay on the floor with loafs of bread lined up on your chest, spread your arms and legs
out and shout "ITS ASDA PRICE"

19: Go to any town centre and ask them where the town centre is. LOL

20: Dress up theme for cancer research (done it)

21: be successful in art, become a photographer or an illustrator!

I will be constantly adding things until ive lived my life to the full! Life is what you make it, either have a damn good time doing stupid things whilst you can before its just too late.

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  • Current Residence: Home with mum.
  • Interests: give me a sketch pad, a pencil, a biro i'll be happy or a camera :D
  • Favourite movie: definatly all the saw films, the goonies, final destination films, little nicky, and loads more
  • Favourite band or musician: Kill hannah, my passion, mcr, msi and secondhand serenade
  • Favourite genre of music: rock, emo, infact all genres
  • Favourite artist: alex pardee and linn olofsdotter
  • Favourite poet or writer: dont really have one, prefer to make my own songs poems.
  • Favourite photographer: omee theres too many
  • Favourite style of art: fine art, illustration, photography and grapics. I love every aspect of art tbh
  • Operating System: your mum
  • Personal Quote: "Penis cake"

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:iconsi3ghardt:
K-Unit. I'm tired.
Talk to you tommorrow.
:iconxxninja-pixiexx:
rawr!
your no longer a DA virgin aha
thanks for the fave ^^ :hug:
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Please note that the lie is not cake.
The cake is cake, and the lie is something that is not cake.
How can the cake be a lie when the lie is not cake?
:iconbloodbootie:
Thank you very much for the fav.

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:fuzzydemon: Something,
Something, :fuzzydemon:
Bloodcandies.
:iconklimmeh:
your wellcome mr t!

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:iconbloodbootie:
Ok then.

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:fuzzydemon: Something,
Something, :fuzzydemon:
Bloodcandies.
:iconchill-morte:
K-Unit!

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Chill Morte
:iconlizziewizzie:
itsonly took you 4/5 months!
but you finally have stuff up :)
yaay!
lmaoo
:iconlizziewizzie:
KIMM
get some work up yea!
:)

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